I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute

Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. You don't know how to do any of those. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.

Noooooo!

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. She also liked to shut up! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

1. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
2. How much did you make me?
3. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Bender, we're trying our best.

Kif might! Negative, bossy meat creature! Really?! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

• Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.
• I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
• Shut up and get to the point!

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

Professor, make a woman out of me. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Can I use the gun? Belligerent and numerous. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Bender, you risked your life to save me! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

It must be wonderful. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Look, last night was a mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

I had more, but you go ahead. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. We're also Santa Claus!

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Who are those horrible orange men?

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! She also liked to shut up! Why did you bring us here? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Why not indeed! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Say it in Russian! Your best is an idiot!

Batur Lombok

𝐶𝑜𝑝𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟 𝑆𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑢𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑘 𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑖ℎ 𝑗𝑎𝑢ℎ 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑎 𝑚𝑜ℎ𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑖 𝑘𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑘 𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑓 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑎, 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑎 𝑎𝑘𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑎ℎ𝑖 𝑘𝑒𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑎ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑎 𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑢 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑔ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖 𝐶𝑜𝑝𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑦𝑎𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑢𝑔𝑖𝑘𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑎.ᴇᴍᴀɪʟ ʟᴀɴɢsᴜɴɢ 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙤@𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙠.𝙚𝙪.𝙤𝙧𝙜

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